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Notapor Pepomolto » 20 10 , 2006 3:15 am

Otra vez me ha pasado¡¡¡
...prisas, carreras, olvidos.Llego a mi x9 aparcada en la puerta del Corte Inglés y... no funciona el mando de la alarma¡, ni el del sillin¡. No puedo ni tocar la moto porque saltaría la alarma, y me he dejado en casa la llave magnética de la alarma.

Se lo que pasa, por experiencia con otros coches y mandos. Por ahí cerca habrá un inhibidor de frecuencia de esos para evitar detonaciones de bombas... miro a mi alrededor y eureka¡¡¡.. 2 coches tipo audi blindados y lunas tintadas a menos de 10m junto a 2 maromos cualo 'Village People'. Tenía yo prisa y en plan listillo me he acercado y he tocado el cristal de coche. Inmediatamente 4 armarios me han levantado del suelo y agarrado de las muñecas y cuello. Inmovilizado totalmente me han susurrado al oido....Don't Disturb, Damn chap¡¡¡....

Con el rabillo del ojo, he mirado al interior y entre gafas, brillos y cuero ...HE VISTO A DIOS¡¡...HE VISTO AL BOSS¡¡ Su mirada me ignoraba, yo era transparente, inocuo...Por un momento he sido importante..Ha levantado el dedo y a susurrado Leeeeeeeaaave It¡¡. Inmediatamente me he sentido persona..liberado no he dejado de mirar al Jefe para no perder ripio¡¡¡. Le brillaban unos botones como chapas que llevaba en la pechera.. eso se me ha quedado grabado...

Sin dar tiempo a que mi baba tocase el suelo, la comitiva se perdió por los atascos.. y yo , que todavía tenia el dedo tenso, me despertaba de este sueño con el aviso de mi alarma que al fin, la habían liberado.




EVIDENTEMENTE la mitad de esta historia es falsa..El 'boss' estaba cerca pero a buen recaudo seguro..¡¡ . Cuando me acerqué al coche para avisar,ni siquiera se dignaron en mirarme....tuve que esperar unos 10 minutos hasta que se largaron... y mis mandos funcionaron.... LA VIDA ES ASI¡¡¡
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Notapor angel_jo » 20 10 , 2006 7:52 am

JUAS JUAS JUAS
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Joder, yo me lo he creido todo todo todo... ya estaba flipando, con la boca descoyuntada... :o :o :o :o
JAJAJAJAJa

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Notapor amd » 20 10 , 2006 4:03 pm

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